Microbiology

Whether you’re recording notes from your dig site or your very first Intro to Archaeology lecture

everyone at the dog park will be buzzing with excitement over how cool your dog looks

and the tenacity of a therapist

it'll even make an advanced puzzle solver scratch their head a few times

A Prayer for Grant Funding Whiskey Glass Genetics MicrobiologyYouve filled out stacks and stacks of paperwork, youve submitted more proposals than you can count. Youve stayed up into the wee hours of the morning to just revise your submission one last time before the deadline. And you havent heard anything back. Research takes money. All scientists know that waiting for funding is the pits. In the meantime, go ahead and fill this whiskey glass with your favorite beverage and add some good juju to your proposal.